Racchi's rug

ivand87 · Post by **ivand87** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:34 pm

emptyfriend wrote:I missed this thread......

Another useless bump! (And another!)

Racchi's Rug Thread #1 Fan

ladyjedi · Post by **ladyjedi** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:41 pm

Well this thread is definitely better than waiting for a ridiculously slow FTP this fine and dandy (evil) monday.

shane613 · Post by **shane613** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:16 pm

i think ppl should bring "racchi's rug" signs to games this season, to show our support

Penspal · Post by **Penspal** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 8:25 am

It dawned on me this morning. Rugs are made of threads.

But this thread, its all about Racchi's rug.

Post by **Juice** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:04 pm

Put this thing out of it's misery.

Post by **BurghThing** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:11 pm

shane613 wrote:i think ppl should bring "racchi's rug" signs to games this season, to show our support

How about signs with "Racci's Rug" on one side and "W.W.G.R.D." on the other...or, better yet, a t-shirt!

I'm an idea man. How about this: edible paper, when you're done writing on it, you eat it, and its gone.

Post by **Judy** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:14 pm

I had to come on here and see what this thread was about. I forgot all about it until now. And I didn't realize how entertaining it was until now.

Thanks for the chuckle!

In Pittsburghese it doesn't transate into anything easier to understand....

does mark recchi cover his bald head of da ice annan on da ice whenever his helmet flips of his balding head is exposed ala Newman asking to try on a new hat recently bought from a flea market while trying to pick up a woman complimenting da hat

Post by **netwolf** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:43 pm

Juice wrote:

Put this thing out of it's misery.

I'd love to, but I can't do anything even remotely close to abusing my mod privileges. Admin has me on a short leash. Don't ever call him a chimp, even in a joking manner. He doesn't like it.

Post by **Juice** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 2:11 pm

netwolf wrote:
Juice wrote:

Put this thing out of it's misery.
I'd love to, but I can't do anything even remotely close to abusing my mod privileges. Admin has me on a short leash. Don't ever call him a chimp, even in a joking manner. He doesn't like it.

Chimp?

Christ, I just think the dancing lock is funny. Not a reference to a banana, mod-chimp, admin-chimp or anything even remotely close to that.

Post by **Judy** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:22 pm

Bananas anyone?

Post by **Judy** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 3:27 pm

That was something else a minute ago!!!!

Post by **Kaizer** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:16 pm

Racchi has that rug because Gary Roberts told him to.

Free Candy · Post by **Free Candy** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 7:18 pm

That goes without saying.

shane613 · Post by **shane613** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 2:04 am

gary roberts wove racchi's rug from the hair of his fallen enemies.

magnum · Post by **magnum** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:11 pm

This was like something you get out of a Jive Translator... Great stuff

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 6:03 pm

I'd like to see Staal get drunk and dance around while wearing Racchi's rug. Actually, that would be funny no matter who was wearing it.....

shane613 · Post by **shane613** » Wed Aug 01, 2007 9:19 pm

i think staal got drunk and wrote the original post!

emptyfriend · Post by **emptyfriend** » Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:46 am

BUMP...I like to laugh.

isotopes014 · Post by **isotopes014** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:31 am

HELLO.
ive been up all night studying biopsychology.... thought i'd let all of you guys wake up to this thread.... i'm pretty surprised that the post yielded a big labowski quote off.
a good morning to you all after a crappy loss.

raxx and ryan malone should be hung....

JS© · Post by **JS©** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 6:22 am

isotopes014 wrote:HELLO.
ive been up all night studying biopsychology.... thought i'd let all of you guys wake up to this thread.... i'm pretty surprised that the post yielded a big labowski quote off.
a good morning to you all after a crappy loss.

raxx and ryan malone should be hung....

should they be hung with racchi's rug?

shane613 · Post by **shane613** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:39 am

i think the refs were distracted by racchi's rug last night and forgot how to call a hockey game

Post by **canaan** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:44 am

im sure im in the minority, but i hate this thread. i don't know why, but i do.

Guido · Post by **Guido** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:49 am

I am dumber for having read isotopes' comment.

Steve · Post by **Steve** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:47 am

Kid 1: It's Racchi!

Kid 2: It's a rug!

All Three Kids: It's RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug!

Announcer: Yes, it's RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug! The toy sensation that's sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug.

Caution: RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug on concrete.

Discontinue use of RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug if any of the following occurs:

* itching
* vertigo
* dizziness
* tingling in extremities
* loss of balance or coordination
* slurred speech
* temporary blindness
* profuse sweating
* hopping while skating
* or heart palpitations.

If RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company, the Lemieux Group LP, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug include an unknown glowing green substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug.

RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug comes with a lifetime warranty.

Announcer: RacchiÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s rug! Accept no substitutes!

Post by **netwolf** » Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:34 pm

canaan wrote:im sure im in the minority, but i hate this thread. i don't know why, but i do.

You are not alone.

I really loathe myself for bumping this thread, but anytime someone works in a Happy Fun Ball reference, I feel the need to acknowledge it.

Well played, Steve.