COLLEGE REALIGNMENT WARZ GAME THREAD

[slappybrown]

Welcome……TO JURASSIC PARK College Realignment Warz/NAN-FEST 2013 PRESENTED BY DOUBLE U DOUBLE U DOUBLE U VANILLAPERSONALITY DOT BIZ.

You are the ACC (THE VILLAGE). With institutions like Dook and UVA amongst your membership, you are a steadfast force for good in the tainted world of college athletics (LOL UNC ACADEMIC SCANDALS). You are under attack from an assortment of most loathsome of creatures: the WVU Message Board Poster, the BigXII, etc and so on and so forth (THE BADDIES).

There is hope however. Your leader John Swofford (ROLE PLAYER) possesses great power. Your savior – ND – awaits your friendship, if you can find him (ROLE PLAYER). Many of you also possess specific and unique gifts that can help you weather the storm and get that elusive 30mm/year contract from ESPN (INTRIGUE).

ALSO THERE IS TEH NAN (STILL MORE INTRIGUE).*

*This writeup is by no means a complete index and/or total number of roles/bad guys/etc. A lot of people can do a lot of things.

Tis Night 1.

1. NAN
2. Jooce
3. Kaizer
4. MRandall
5. Relantel
6. shaddius maximus
7. PensHckyFan79
8. Rylan
9. canaan
10. SDD
11. Pavel Bure
12. mac5155
13. Ulf
14. Redwill
15. MWB
16. CBear3
17. WillieKool
18. Obhave
19. JoseCuervo
20. LITT
21. Kraftster
22. EPP

People with nightime abilities, do your thing, if any. I'll generally give you a heads up before I post the daytime opener, but sometimes I won't so get it in QUICK LIKE if you want to use it or give me a heads up daytime like. If you don't get it in you don't get it in TWSS.

This game is either going to be a huge disaster or a lot of fun. STRAP IN.

Don't talk at night jerks. Seriously.

[slappybrown]

The writeup, she is coming TWSS

I'll give any stragglers 5 more minutes.

[slappybrown]

Syracuse was pumped. A new day was dawning. The Orange had left behind the failing Big East for the greener and more lucrative pastures of the ACC. They had spent all night talking with Louisville about how excited they were for their new home, and for the welcome reception being held at UNC's home.

Syracuse stumbled out of UNC's home 20 beers deep and full of those little hot dog thingies they serve at really nice parties, you know the ones where they have like the stone ground mustard and not ketchup as an accompaniment so you know its a real class job? Yea, those ones. Anywho, Syracuse was hammered and didn't notice the Dude and his cohorts rapidly approaching with an industrial size orange juicer. The Syracuse Orangemen wouldn't be able to play many games in the ACC in liquid form. I guess you could say he was...

[PAUSE]

[SHADES ON]

FRESHLY SQUOZEN

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Syracuse was:

redwill

1. NAN
2. Jooce
3. Kaizer
4. MRandall
5. Relantel
6. shaddius maximus
7. PensHckyFan79
8. Rylan
9. canaan
10. SDD
11. Pavel Bure
12. mac5155
13. Ulf
14. Redwill - Syracuse, freshly squozen Night 1
15. MWB
16. CBear3
17. WillieKool
18. Obhave
19. JoseCuervo
20. LITT
21. Kraftster
22. EPP

Day 1 GO

[obhave]

lynch rylan

[redwill]

Thanks for the game!

Have fun, everybody!

[relantel]

I despise it. But is says thus:

1.19. JoseCuervo
2.22. EPP
3.12. mac5155
4.16. CBear3
5.9. canaan
6.17. WillieKool
7.20. LITT
8.6. shaddius maximus
9.2. Jooce
10.11. Pavel Bure
11.5. Relantel
12.15. MWB
13.10. SDD
14.3. Kaizer
15.4. MRandall
16.7. PensHckyFan79
17.13. Ulf
18.8. Rylan
19.1. NAN
20.21. Kraftster
21.18. Obhave

[relantel]

is = it

[Willie Kool]

lynch relantel

[Rylan]

yellow obhave

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

lynch ulf

Last game I played with him where I was red, he said he usually lynches redwill when he is red.

[CBear3]

Yellow Jose

[ExPatriatePen]

It almost seems a "setup" that the Kansas boy was the first one to go...

Coincidence or conspiracy? You make the call...

[shafnutz05]

ahh the Rylan/obhave nonsense again.

lynch obhave

for starting it

[slappybrown]

Rylan - 1 (obhave)
obhave - 2 (rylan, shad)
JoseCuervo - 1 (Cbear3)
relantel - 1 (WK)
ulf - 1 (SDD)


My boo corrected

[ExPatriatePen]

obhave - 2 (rylan, shad)
JoseCuervo - 1 (Cbear3)
relantel - 1 (WK)
ulf - 1 (SDD)

Slap, I think you missed obhave's vote on Rylan the started the whole mess.

[mac5155]

lynch obhave

[slappybrown]

Rylan - 1 (obhave)
obhave - 3 (rylan, shad, macattack)
JoseCuervo - 1 (Cbear3)
relantel - 1 (WK)
ulf - 1 (SDD)

[newarenanow]

lynch obhave

[Willie Kool]

So the guy who hates random.org lists posts one, doesn't even vote on its result, and no one else finds it suspicious?

[MRandall25]

LYNCH NAN


Someone had to do it

[Kaizer]

loud day 1 noises

[slappybrown]

Rylan - 1 (obhave)
obhave - 4 (rylan, shad, macattack, nanerpus)
JoseCuervo - 1 (Cbear3)
relantel - 1 (WK)
ulf - 1 (SDD)
NAN - 1 (Mrandall)

11 to lynch. Deadline is 6PM. If limit not reached, maybe highest vote getter dies. Maybe nothing happens. Maybe EVERYTHING HAPPENS.

[relantel]

So the guy who hates random.org lists posts one, doesn't even vote on its result, and no one else finds it suspicious?

I never vote until near the end of day 1, after most everyone has posted. We're still not yet to that point.

[relantel]

... hence I am very reluctant to vote for someone who hasn't even posted.

[shafnutz05]

I've learned not to read anything into Relantel's Day 1 actions, although it is a bit surprising that he posted the random.org