Juice's Thread of Randomness

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Re: KennyTheKangaroo's Thread of Randomness

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I have these packets of generic tums from the nurses station at my desk. I ripped one open and took the two, only to find out they were cold tablets you drop into water and drink. The taste almost made me vomit and it will not go away, even after drinking like a gallon of water. My god.
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for anyone's reading pleasure: http://www.buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/t ... ons-quotes" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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hah, 'reading pleasure' and 'buzzfeed' in the same sentence. Cute. ;)
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Post by Letang Is The Truth »

i have issue with that list as many of the quotes arent really that great taken out of context. you need to know when/where they occurred to get the most laugh
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FINE THEN DON'T READ IT
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:lol:
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Post by Letang Is The Truth »

count2infinity wrote:
FINE THEN DON'T READ IT
i didnt :thumb:
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http://xkcd.com/1331/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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xkcd is money. Only comic ever to make me both laugh and cry.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world ... 30709.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

:face:
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for your listening pleasure:

[youtube][/youtube]
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Does anyone have any experience in online dating sites? I'm moving to a completely new area and will be working a lot so it will be tough to meet girls.
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Outside of this podcast on the subject, no. Interesting listen though.
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Image
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THE LULZ!! DO IT FOR THEM!!
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Post by Letang Is The Truth »

I prefer this thread to JTOR
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Letang Is The Truth wrote:
I prefer this thread to JTOR
reported
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If JToR isn't returned, I feel like the terrorists win.
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It came back a lot quicker last time.
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Post by Factorial »

Crankshaft wrote:
If JToR isn't returned, I feel like the terrorists win.

It's right here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=juices+ ... randomness" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Google says:

12 posts - ‎6 authors
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Factorial wrote:
Crankshaft wrote:
If JToR isn't returned, I feel like the terrorists win.

It's right here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=juices+ ... randomness" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Google says:

12 posts - ‎6 authors
count infinity wrote troy loney wrote ulf wrote i feel bad for cerv because his misfortune is now the new fc tip story that will be vastly overused ...
lol
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Post by penny lane »

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/main/p ... -sports/1/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

In honor of president's day~ from SI. Gerald Ford looks like he could play.
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PensFanInDC wrote:
Factorial wrote:
Crankshaft wrote:
If JToR isn't returned, I feel like the terrorists win.

It's right here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=juices+ ... randomness" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Google says:

12 posts - ‎6 authors
count infinity wrote troy loney wrote ulf wrote i feel bad for cerv because his misfortune is now the new fc tip story that will be vastly overused ...
lol
Sigh...it just wont die.
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Re: KennyTheKangaroo's Thread of Randomness

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FreeCandy44 wrote:
PensFanInDC wrote:
Factorial wrote:
Crankshaft wrote:
If JToR isn't returned, I feel like the terrorists win.

It's right here:

https://www.google.com/search?q=juices+ ... randomness" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Google says:

12 posts - ‎6 authors
count infinity wrote troy loney wrote ulf wrote i feel bad for cerv because his misfortune is now the new fc tip story that will be vastly overused ...
lol
Sigh...it just wont die.
The google has it now, it won't ever go away.

With that said, you are not nearly as grumpy now that you bagged another lady.
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Re: KennyTheKangaroo's Thread of Randomness

Post by count2infinity »

lololol