Juice's Thread of Randomness

Post by **Sam's Drunk Dog** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:06 pm

You know there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

FreeCandy44 · Post by **FreeCandy44** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:20 pm

Like a circus seal?

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:07 pm

Bought a new bedroom set tonight.

blackjack68 · Post by **blackjack68** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:10 pm

Camo?

mac5155 · Post by **mac5155** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:12 pm

No I do have camo sheets tho

DudeMan2766 · Post by **DudeMan2766** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:17 pm

JS© wrote:
MRandall25 wrote:
You're welcome is an awkward phrase, literally means "You are welcome".

"Thanks for paying me" "You're welcome"... welcome to what?

It's a dumb phrase, and I'm not surprised it's being phased out
"No worries" is the one that's passed around our office a lot.

I'll never be a "no worries" guy. Not that I necessarily dislike it, but I think the first times I heard it was back in college I went to a bar with a british bartender, and he always said "no worries' or "no worries, mate" Since then its always seemed European to me and I don't want to sound like a poser

ulf · Post by **ulf** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:18 pm

I always thought that was an Aus thing. Oh well, no worries

blackjack68 · Post by **blackjack68** » Mon Feb 17, 2014 11:22 pm

It's also a Jamaica thing. I like it.

FreeCandy44 · Post by **FreeCandy44** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:04 am

Yes! Jimmy Fallon is now hosting The Tonight Show! This is going to be great!

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Said nobody......

Post by **shafnutz05** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:07 am

FreeCandy44 wrote:
Yes! Jimmy Fallon is now hosting The Tonight Show! This is going to be great!

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Said nobody......

Give him a chance, at least.

nocera · Post by **nocera** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:08 am

FreeCandy44 wrote:
Yes! Jimmy Fallon is now hosting The Tonight Show! This is going to be great!

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Said nobody......

I literally said that. Late Night was a great show. If NBC doesn't water him down to make him more "mainstream" as they did with Conan, it will be a solid show.

FreeCandy44 · Post by **FreeCandy44** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:10 am

Pro Conan......so yeah.

Post by **PensFanInDC** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:11 am

Johnny Carson 4 lyfe

FreeCandy44 · Post by **FreeCandy44** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:12 am

Best part of his show is always The Roots.

FreeCandy44 · Post by **FreeCandy44** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:18 am

Alright...the $100 bit was funny.

Post by **shafnutz05** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:20 am

I am more than willing to give Fallon the benefit of the doubt, because I know his predecessors had the same doubts. That being said, it's interesting seeing NBC stack their late night roster with SNL alumni, but we'll see how it goes.

DudeMan2766 · Post by **DudeMan2766** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:20 am

If there were a Presidential candidate that was ever once a cast member of Saturday Night Live, FC44 would have been the one that got the PDT shut down.

Post by **shafnutz05** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:23 am

I still want to love Will Smith, but the fact he hasn't sent his son to a foster home/interment camp kills me. Jaden Smith killed Will Smith

FreeCandy44 · Post by **FreeCandy44** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:27 am

DudeMan2766 wrote:
If there were a Presidential candidate that was ever once a cast member of Saturday Night Live, FC44 would have been the one that got the PDT shut down.

Well played Mr 2766...

Post by **shafnutz05** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:27 am

OK, this performance from the roof by U2 is bad-ass.

FreeCandy44 · Post by **FreeCandy44** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:30 am

shafnutz05 wrote:
OK, this performance from the roof by U2 is bad-ass.

U2 has always been one hell of a band live. There show a few years back at Heinz Field was awesome.

DudeMan2766 · Post by **DudeMan2766** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:32 am

FreeCandy44 wrote:
DudeMan2766 wrote:
If there were a Presidential candidate that was ever once a cast member of Saturday Night Live, FC44 would have been the one that got the PDT shut down.
Well played Mr 2766...

Two of my friends girlfriends are adamant they think I look like Jimmy Fallon. No one else says that, but if you want to foe me I'll understand.

FreeCandy44 · Post by **FreeCandy44** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:34 am

Do you laugh and snicker at your own jokes, while almost completely ripping off Adam Sandler?

Post by **shafnutz05** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:37 am

I can't believe Independence Day was 18 years ago. Good lord.

DudeMan2766 · Post by **DudeMan2766** » Tue Feb 18, 2014 12:40 am

FreeCandy44 wrote:
Do you laugh and snicker at your own jokes, while almost completely ripping off Adam Sandler?

I neither laugh, snicker, make jokes, or rip anything off Adam Sandler.

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