C2Is Thread of Bedford County Police Reports

[viva la ben]

THEY ARE FUNNIER THAT WAY

[Letang Is The Truth]

there ya go, LITT. lol

[newarenanow]

Good ole Bedford.

[Ad@m]

You forgot a good one c2i.

SIMPLE ASSAULT/ HARASSMENT
DATE: 01/24/2014
LOCATION: 1993 ALLEGHENY RD, JUNIATA TWP
STANLEY WILMER CORLEY,54 OF MANNS CHOICE AND JENNIFER LYN CORLEY,40 ENTERED INTO AN ARGUMENT OVER THE SPELLING OF THE WORD SMILE. THE ARGUMENT THEN ESCALATED WHEN JENNIFER STRUCK STANLEY IN THE FACE. A 17 YEAR OLD MALE THEN ENTERED INTO THE ROOM WITH HIS BROTHER AND ATTEMPTED TO SEPARATE JENNIFER & STANLEY. WHILE DOING SO STANLEY AND THE 17 YEAR OLD ENTERED INTO A PHYSICAL ALTERCATION AFTER STANLEY PUNCHED THE 17 YEAR OLD IN THE FACE. AFTER THE 17 YEAR OLD AND HIS BROTHER RESTRAINED STANLEY, STANLEY AND JENNIFER CONTINUED TO ARGUE, AT WHICH TIME STANLEY PUNCHED JENNIFER IN THE MOUTH. STANLEY WAS ARRESTED FOR SIMPLE ASSAULT AND ARRAIGNED BEFORE JUDGE CALHOUN AND BAIL WAS SET AT $25,000. JENNIFER WAS ARRESTED FOR HARASSMENT

[MRandall25]

I... what... arguing over how to spell "smile"?

[count2infinity]

lol... man I love home.

[Idoit40fans]

I want to know who was wrong. I hope they were arguing "smil" vs "smyl"

[count2infinity]

lolol...

BEDFORD STATE POLICE
AGGRAVATED ASSAULT
DATE:03/07/2014
LOCATION: YINGLING RD, EAST ST CLAIR TWP

THIS INCIDENT OCCURRED AS THE VICTIM TOLD ZACHARY WILLIAM SIMMONS SHE WAS GOING TO STAY WITH HER MOTHER FOR THE NIGHT. THE ACCUSED LOCATED THE VICTIM AT A FRIENDS HOUSE AND ATTEMPTED TO RUN OVER HER WITH HIS CHEVY S-10 PICKUP TRUCK. THE ACCUSED THEN CALLED THE VICTIM STATING IF SHE DID NOT RETURN HOME HE WAS GOING TO KILL HER DOG. THE VICTIM WENT BACK TO HER RESIDENCE TO RETRIEVE HER DOG AND WAS SPRAYED IN THE FACE AND CHEST AREA WITH BEAR PEPPER MACE BY THE ACCUSED. SIMMONS WAS FOUND HIDING UNDER A TRAILER AT THE NAMED LOCATION AND TAKEN INTO CUSTODY. HE WAS PLACED IN THE BEDFORD COUNTY PRISON ON $30,000 BAIL

btw, Ad@m, are you from Bedford County?

[Letang Is The Truth]

they spelled yuengling wrong

[MRandall25]

[slappybrown]

I love this thread so much

[count2infinity]

AS REPORTED BY BEDFORD PSP
THEFT BY DECEPTION
DATE: 04/22 - 04/26
LOCATION: 176 HEMLOCK LN, LINCOLN TWP

KRISTINA MAINE POSTED ON THE INTERNET THAT SHE WAS LOOKING TO BUY A DOG. AN UNKNOWN PERSON SENT HER MESSAGES THAT THEY HAD TWO DOGS FOR SALE TOTALING $200. MAINE SENT THE MONEY AND NEVER RECEIVED THE DOGS IN RETURN

I don't get it... did she think they were going to mail the puppies?

[Factorial]

AS REPORTED BY BEDFORD PSP
THEFT BY DECEPTION
DATE: 04/22 - 04/26
LOCATION: 176 HEMLOCK LN, LINCOLN TWP

KRISTINA MAINE POSTED ON THE INTERNET THAT SHE WAS LOOKING TO BUY A DOG. AN UNKNOWN PERSON SENT HER MESSAGES THAT THEY HAD TWO DOGS FOR SALE TOTALING $200. MAINE SENT THE MONEY AND NEVER RECEIVED THE DOGS IN RETURN

I don't get it... did she think they were going to mail the puppies?

Maybe she was expecting them to come via email?

[dodint]

I knew immediately upon posting that that would be the retort.

New Buena Vista is on that same stretch. Honestly have no idea where they left the old one.

[mac5155]

I knew immediately upon posting that that would be the retort.

New Buena Vista is on that same stretch. Honestly have no idea where they left the old one.

Buena Vista, right outside of Smock and Dawson, Fayette County, PA.

[dodint]

My Dad lives in Beallsville, close enough for government work. I've been up and down the corridor between Beallsville/Bentleyville and Latrobe so many times you think Buena Vista would've registered in my mind at some point.

[mac5155]

Well thats mostly washington county.

[dodint]

Yeah, just looking at a map I figured there would be signage on 70, but it's probably West Newton signage now that I look at it again. No big deal.

[mac5155]

Easily confused with Ginger Hill and Lover. Understandable

[dodint]

I learned to drive in the late 90s, can't drive over the bridge without thinking of Britney Spears. (Speers)

[count2infinity]

While I realize this isn't Bedford County... it still made me laugh:

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[mac5155]

@ the meridian. I can assure you that dude wasn't the first to do that. lol

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

I was at the End Zone for a bachelor party back in 2010 and we wound up staying until the place closed. As we were waiting for the cab to arrive, a very elderly customer was waiting outside with us. The cab arrived and as we were pulling out of the parking lot I saw one of the bouncers come out with the dancer's undergarments, which he handed to the old dude in exchange for cash.

[relantel]

I don't know how I missed this thread, but

My wife follows a facebook page/group that does the same thing with police reports out of Altoona (her hometown). Some funny stuff.

[mac5155]

I was at the End Zone for a bachelor party back in 2010 and we wound up staying until the place closed. As we were waiting for the cab to arrive, a very elderly customer was waiting outside with us. The cab arrived and as we were pulling out of the parking lot I saw one of the bouncers come out with the dancer's undergarments, which he handed to the old dude in exchange for cash.

The end zone was great. All you can drink beer for $20 yes please.