Racchi's rug

Tico Rick · Post by **Tico Rick** » Thu May 15, 2008 5:58 pm

If the Penguins win the cup will Racchi's rug be invited to Mario's house and will it end up floating in the pool alongside the cup?

PittPensFan · Post by **PittPensFan** » Thu May 15, 2008 7:02 pm

Tico Rick wrote:
If the Penguins win the cup will Racchi's rug be invited to Mario's house and will it end up floating in the pool alongside the cup?

The Cup does not float.

Post by **canaan** » Thu May 15, 2008 11:30 pm

bumping this thread = pens lose. way to go, jagweeds.

Jimmy Straka · Post by **Jimmy Straka** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:28 pm

I'm upset. I didn't know what else to do.

Post by **Admin** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:36 pm

We all need a little Racchi's Rug right now...

ulf · Post by **ulf** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 11:57 pm

re-sign the Rug this summer Ray!!

K2 · Post by K2 » Thu Jun 05, 2008 2:24 pm

The rug never dies

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:37 am

He's still waiting for a contract! Shero...?

meecrofilm · Post by **meecrofilm** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:43 am

Corvidae wrote:
He's still waiting for a contract! Shero...?

Per TIOPS......

" Sources say that the Pens have offered former winger Mark Recchi to a 1 yr deal, for a Bic Razor and 3 packs of Big League Chew. Pens waiting to hear back....

Make it happen.

Corvidae · Post by **Corvidae** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:53 am

meecrofilm wrote:
Corvidae wrote:
He's still waiting for a contract! Shero...?
Per TIOPS......

" Sources say that the Pens have offered former winger Mark Recchi to a 1 yr deal, for a Bic Razor and 3 packs of Big League Chew. Pens waiting to hear back....

Make it happen.

I don't want Recchi, I just want his rug. Soft hands and a nose for the net.

On a side note, anyone else think this thread is less stupid than the 400 page "Malkin to LA" abomination?

meecrofilm · Post by **meecrofilm** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:59 am

Corvidae wrote:
meecrofilm wrote:
Corvidae wrote:
He's still waiting for a contract! Shero...?
Per TIOPS......

" Sources say that the Pens have offered former winger Mark Recchi to a 1 yr deal, for a Bic Razor and 3 packs of Big League Chew. Pens waiting to hear back....

Make it happen.
I don't want Recchi, I just want his rug. Soft hands and a nose for the net.

On a side note, anyone else think this thread is less stupid than the 400 page "Malkin to LA" abomination?

It's a package deal. Dontcha hate that stuff?

And to your question.... very legitimate.. very tough to answer. I'd have to say.. on the ultimate scale of stupidity... YES, this thread is LESS stupid than the Malkin marathon thread, for the simple scientific fact that intentional stupidity carries a lot less weight on the stupidity scale than UNintentional stupidity, which is what the Malkin abomination was full of.

Post by **Digitalgypsy66** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:40 am

We need to celebrate this thread's birthday next week.

LeopardLetang · Post by **LeopardLetang** » Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:21 pm

isotopes014 wrote:
does mark recchi cover his bald head off the ice and then on the ice, when his helmet flips off, his balding head is exposed ala George asking to try on a new hat recently bought from a flea market while trying to pick up a woman complimenting the hat

the best part of this is really how with those minor changes, it makes absolutely perfect sense and has nothing to do with trying to be funny. i didn't realize this until now. just thought it was like a gamefaqs/GTAIV message board joke.

littlemoonboot · Post by **littlemoonboot** » Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:23 am

Oh, my god. I have lost my Racchi's Rug Virginity and have now seen this thread in its entirety.

This is amazing.

demondg1 · Post by **demondg1** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:01 pm

I can't believe this is still going on.

Jimmy Straka · Post by **Jimmy Straka** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:16 pm

I'm so angry Racchi's Rug was unfairly removed from the most recent Pens elimination game!!!! HAS THERE EVER BEEN SUCH INJUSTICE!!!!

Post by **Kicksave** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:16 pm

Can this thread go away now.

Post by **canaan** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:17 pm

Kicksave wrote:
Can this thread go away now.

yeah, it should retire...

....to tampa

Post by **Digitalgypsy66** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:25 pm

Yes, we need to buyout this thread and put it on waivers so Tampa can recycle it with Mark Recchi.

Jimmy Straka · Post by **Jimmy Straka** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:33 pm

as lame as posting on other boards can be, I give props to whoever creates and account on a tampa bay board and posts

"does mark recchi cover his bald head of the ice and then on the ice when his helmet flips of his balding head is exposed ala Newman asking to try on a new hat recently bought from a flea market while trying to pick up a woman complimenting the hat"

mikey287 · Post by **mikey287** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:29 pm

I cannot believe this thread is a year old...

I cannot believe I am dating myself (there's no jokes or sexual innuendo to made from that

) by a message board thread...

follwed by :suicide smiley:

JS© · Post by **JS©** » Sat Jul 12, 2008 10:30 pm

Happy Birthday Racchi's Rug!!!!1

mikey287 · Post by **mikey287** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:39 am

Time-stamped birthday cake delivered perfectly on time...wins!

shane613 · Post by **shane613** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:23 pm

Racchi's Rug offered 2-year $65 mil contract by Ak Bar Kazan. Rumored to start on the top line with Aleksey Morozov.

Tico Rick · Post by **Tico Rick** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:31 pm

Ya'll can make fun of Racchi's Rug as much as you like, but the fact of the matter is that Racchi's Rug is much younger than Racchi himself, so I think it has a few years left in it.

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