Official LGP Facebook Complaint Thread

[columbia]

Yeah, I bet none of *you* have waved hello at an ambassador before while clutching a chicken puppet, have you?

EDIT: Thread title updated for authenticity.

[Rylan]

Inb4shad

[CERV96]

When the truth comes out that Manti Te'o invented Lennay Kekua so he could drive in the HOV lane

[mac5155]

I usually get some good ones from friday around 10PM til sunday around 6 AM. Will post then.

[Troy Loney]

I find my friend's posts on twitter to be much more entertaining than facebook nowadays.

[JS©]

this thread has potential

[JS©]

Best to stay inside when the snowman is offering you his scarf and a hit from his pipe!

[mac5155]

Looking at Facebook is like opening the fridge when you know there's nothing good in there.

[canaan]

dude:

Who did??? Dilaudid!!!

same dude:

I'm high as a giraffes a--, right now girl!!!

wat

[Letang Is The Truth]

lol good ole narcotics

[Azkar]

"The lobby of my office smells like bacon"

[Sam's Drunk Dog]

"The lobby of my office smells like bacon"

Not Facebook related, but this post reminded me of how the lobby at the Cranberry Bladerunners smelled like Skittles.

[Kovy27]

"The lobby of my office smells like bacon"

[TheHammer24]

I can definitely take the cake on this one.

Yesterday, my friend purchased a Groupon for a 60-90 minute in-home Boudoir Photo shoot. She (apparently) forgot that her Groupon account was linked to her FB account, and so she posted this gem for her 700 friends to see.

[columbia]

[shafnutz05]

There's a girl I used to work with....let's just say that while she works out, she still has a ton of meat on her bones (I think she just eats a ton of crap). She posted a whole gallery of "sexy" photos on Facebook...why do people do this?

[Rylan]

She needs better lingerie :pop:

[Troy Loney]

There's a girl I used to work with....let's just say that while she works out, she still has a ton of meat on her bones (I think she just eats a ton of crap). She posted a whole gallery of "sexy" photos on Facebook...why do people do this?

They're trashy?

[Froggy]

My friend's then 18 year old cousin put a picture of herself bonging a beer while sitting on the toilet with her pants down around her ankles.

[Azkar]

My friend's then 18 year old cousin put a picture of herself bonging a beer while sitting on the toilet with her pants down around her ankles.

She sounds like she knows how to party.

[Rylan]

LOL

[Froggy]

My friend's then 18 year old cousin put a picture of herself bonging a beer while sitting on the toilet with her pants down around her ankles.

She sounds like she knows how to party.

Yeah, she's pretty filthy. Not very bright though.

[Azkar]

My friend's then 18 year old cousin put a picture of herself bonging a beer while sitting on the toilet with her pants down around her ankles.

She sounds like she knows how to party.

Yeah, she's pretty filthy. Not very bright though.

[shafnutz05]

That is completely inappropriate. What is her name so I can make sure I never accidentally stumble across her profile?

[Froggy]

Those pictures are long since taken down. Her mom wasn't too happy about them.

Did I mention that she's fb friends with her mom?