Official LGP Facebook Complaint Thread

[Azkar]

Those pictures are long since taken down. Her mom wasn't too happy about them.

Did I mention that she's fb friends with her mom?

So am I.

[Froggy]

You're friends with her mom, too?

[canaan]

My friend's then 18 year old cousin put a picture of herself bonging a beer while sitting on the toilet with her pants down around her ankles.

She sounds like she knows how to party.

Yeah, she's pretty filthy. Not very bright though.

sounds like a solid combo.

[MRandall25]

I always hate the ones where people leave their computer open on Facebook and their roommate(s)/friend(s) post something about them pooping. It's never about anything else.

2 things bother me about that:

1. Why in the world are you leaving your computer open?
2. Are your friends that uninspired that their best "haha I have your Facebook" prank is "I love poop"? There's sooooooo many more potentially hilarious things you can fit in that box, but you're doing something about fecal matter?

Worst part is seeing it on my timeline at least 3 times a week.

[canaan]

the most aggravating part of that is when they say they "hacked their friend's facebook"

[JeffDFD]

the most aggravating part of that is when they say they "hacked their friend's facebook"

Haven't seen a lot of pooping comments...I usually see the " (Insert Person typing here) is the greatest and best person ever" - followed by the "haha, you go hacked."

We should report these hackers that use their computer savvy to hack facebook by...moving the mouse to turn off the screensaver.

[Azkar]

How come all the good threads on LGP seem to talk about poop?

[newarenanow]

How come all the good threads on LGP seem to talk about poop?

Poop makes the world go round.

[Pitts]

You're friends with her mom, too?

C'mon ... everybody is!

[columbia]

Pitts: I thought you came here talk about Kicksave and photo requests.

[RJW76]

I always hate the ones where people leave their computer open on Facebook and their roommate(s)/friend(s) post something about them pooping. It's never about anything else.

2 things bother me about that:

1. Why in the world are you leaving your computer open?
2. Are your friends that uninspired that their best "haha I have your Facebook" prank is "I love poop"? There's sooooooo many more potentially hilarious things you can fit in that box, but you're doing something about fecal matter?

Worst part is seeing it on my timeline at least 3 times a week.

You need to know different people.

[Rylan]

Any older LGP'rs, are you Facebook friends with your kids?

[shafnutz05]

Any older LGP'rs, are you Facebook friends with your kids?

Does other peoples' kids count?

[Azkar]

I'm facebook friends with my dad. He can't see any of my pictures or posts though

[PensFanInDC]

And Butters poops in my car!

[Fire0nice228]

I have denied FB request from my mom, grandmother and my girlfriends mother. I allowed the girlfriends sister however.

[Tim Thomasen]

How come all the good threads on LGP seem to talk about poop?

[MWB]

Any older LGP'rs, are you Facebook friends with your kids?

My kids don't have Facebook and don't plan on letting them anytime soon. Shocked at how many of my oldest daughter's (almost 12) do though.

[shmenguin]

The rule will be that if my daughter wants to be on Facebook, then she has to friend me. I also plan on monitoring the router logs to see if any funny business is going on.

How do you lock down their phones though? Do people not give their kids a full data plan? Just phone and text?

[Froggy]

The rule will be that if my daughter wants to be on Facebook, then she has to friend me. I also plan on monitoring the router logs to see if any funny business is going on.

How do you lock down their phones though? Do people not give their kids a full data plan? Just phone and text?

is facebook even going to be a thing when your daughter is old enough to worry about?

[tifosi77]

I always hate the ones where people leave their computer open on Facebook and their roommate(s)/friend(s) post something about them pooping. It's never about anything else.

When I find my co-worker has left his PC unattended and his FB profile loaded up, I like to find the names of registered sex offenders (using his computer for the search, of course) and then try to find those people on FB and then send them friend requests from his profile. This is particularly effective if you have some time and can alter profile information (at least the photo) so it looks like the friend request is from a pre-teen boy.

Or if he's logged into his Google account (which is the norm) I'll quickly do a lot of random searches for really crazy terms, or products or whatever, so he gets some sweet targeted advertising for a while.

One time he left his Amazon account up. So I added a bunch of sex toys to his Wish List (which also changed his "More Items To Consider" scroll).

The one IT guy here likes to get in on the fun, too. One day he changed all of the guy's Windows event sounds to really long movie dialog clips. So like when you hear the little "ding" for a new email, that became the entirety of Jules' Ezekiel 25:17 speech from "Pulp Fiction"..... at max volume. And since it was an event sound, you couldn't really stop it other than turning the volume down..... which the IT guy locked. The genius was that, since he's IT, he was able to do it remotely while the guy was actually at his workstation. We like to change his wallpaper a lot, too. Richard Simmons is popular.

Any older LGP'rs, are you Facebook friends with your kids?

I'm friends with my ex's kids, if that counts.

[MRandall25]

See, you do it right, tif. Jesus, that's funny.

[tifosi77]

Speak of the devil.

He takes late lunches and goes to the gym around 4 pm, so he's actually out right now..... and he left his computer unlocked, logged in to both FB and Gmail.

Sometimes the gods, they smile on me.

[tifosi77]

Okay, nothing too bad this time...... 'he' just shared a couple articles on his FB Timeline about orchitis and male prostitute career opportunities.

[tifosi77]

Oh, and for some reason his recommended items on Amazon are all about kittens now.