Official LGP Facebook Complaint Thread

[dodint]

I'm friends with a wildlife conservation officer and that might be his number one pet peeve.

[JS©]

I'm mostly there to see how hard some chicks I knew in high school hit the wall.

I'm friends with about 2 or 3 girls like that.

It probably makes me a terrible person but seeing how they have hit the wall and their life has turned into non-stop drama, I can't look away or unfriend them.

[Factorial]

About 5 or 6 times on my newsfeed I've seen something to this effect:

"Someone call Al Gore! Global warming my ass!"

Usually, I'd just laugh, but most of them are likely serious. I feel like responding with this, but it's not worth it:

Spoiler:

When I see or hear these comments my first thought is they are joking but probably most are not.

[stopper40]

I'm mostly there to see how hard some chicks I knew in high school hit the wall.

I'm friends with about 2 or 3 girls like that.

It probably makes me a terrible person but seeing how they have hit the wall and their life has turned into non-stop drama, I can't look away or unfriend them.

I have a couple friends like that. I should delete them, I'm not involved with anything going on in their lives, but their lives are such a train wreck I can't look away

[Hockeynut!]

I'm mostly there to see how hard some chicks I knew in high school hit the wall.

I'm friends with about 2 or 3 girls like that.

It probably makes me a terrible person but seeing how they have hit the wall and their life has turned into non-stop drama, I can't look away or unfriend them.

I have a couple friends like that. I should delete them, I'm not involved with anything going on in their lives, but their lives are such a train wreck I can't look away

Heh, there's a girl on my FB that was definitely a "mean girl" in HS. One time in gym class, the boys had to play basketball shirts vs skins (much to the horror of fatties like me) and I ended up being a "skin". After gym class, she walked over to me and said, "Why are you so fat?" I've seen her profile pics lately. I don't care what anyone weighs but she looks to go in the high 200s. I can't help but smile every time I see her photo pop up on my feed.

[Factorial]

How do you resist messaging her and retelling her that story?

[columbia]

Just publicly pose the question. ;)

[tifosi77]

I'm mostly there to see how hard some chicks I knew in high school hit the wall.

For about ten years, the most common occupations among my graduating classmates were 1) Sheetz employee, and 2) prison guard.

A few of the super hot chicks in my class have...... not held up well. Conversely, there are a couple who were only moderately attractive as teenagers who have grown up to be smokin' hot 40-somethings.

[columbia]

I'm mostly there to see how hard some chicks I knew in high school hit the wall.

For about ten years, the most common occupations among my graduating classmates were 1) Sheetz employee, and 2) prison guard.

A few of the super hot chicks in my class have...... not held up well. Conversely, there are a couple who were only moderately attractive as teenagers who have grown up to be smokin' hot 40-somethings.

It's funny how that last part works.

[shmenguin]

my infant son has brown hair. My wife's family can't stop telling the world that it's red on Facebook. It sometimes looks auburnish in photographs but not in person. And they've all met him. In person.

I have nothing against red haired people. My daughter has red hair and is adorable. But these people act like its the biggest blessing in the world for my son to be a ginger. Have they never lived on earth? You can't wish red hair on a boy. It would instantly make his life exponentially more difficult. They need to cut that crap out.

[PghSkins]

Just in case anyone wanted to know that my Dad was having a colonoscopy today, my Mom made sure everyone knew she was waiting for him to get finished.

And she wonders why he's an anti-facebook-ite.

[MalkinIsMyHomeboy]

you should've convinced her to live stream it on Facebook

[Mr. Colby]

WTF did I do to deserve the baby's dad that I got???

I think I know the answer, sweetheart...

[dodint]

"Nothing can prepare you for this weather."

Except, you know, preparation. It's weather, not a meteor.

[shafnutz05]

WTF did I do to deserve the baby's dad that I got???

I think I know the answer, sweetheart...

lolol, good one.

[mac5155]

I'm friends with a wildlife conservation officer and that might be his number one pet peeve.

Surprising since he can't write a pointless fine for it.

[dodint]

He doesn't work for the PGC.

[mac5155]

Touche sir.

[count2infinity]

A good friend of mine posted this: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/carl-gibs ... 37786.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; on his facebook wall. First response:

Whatevs... We should reduce that billionaire governor's salary. And quit taxing people so much. Bet the economy would do even better then...

so good... dude thinks the guy made billions by being a governor.

[dodint]

One of my legit FB peeves is "Lets compensate the military what Congress makes and compensate Congress what the military makes!"

The number that would affect is about 535:1,200,000. You have to see why that doesn't work even if you're a complete dullard right?

[DudeMan2766]

Or the anti-President salary stuff. No matter what you think of the guy in office and the job he's doing, they make like 200K for the most demanding and difficult job on planet Earth. Even if they worked for free, wheres that money that's less than some minor league hockey players make yearly gonna get you?

[cma3585]

This trainwreck of a girl I went to school with makes every detail about her dramatic life known to everyone. She's not smart enough to lock down her Facebook so only friends can see things or make comments. She posts the most ridiculous stuff, and sometimes she'll throw her phone number on posts asking her "friends" to call her. Then she complains about the ***holes who text her "mean" things when they mess with her and how big of a wreck she is. Then she posts the number in a later thread. It's glorious yet utterly sad.

[mac5155]

You know what, I usually don't go off on rants on here BUT I can't stand how ******* insensitive people are when talking about "addicts" guess what people I'm an addict. If you have nething to say grow some balls and say it to my face. Do you think we woke up wanting to be an addict? I sure as hell did not! Everyone wants to blame the addict. How about holding the doctors accountable for the addictions they are starting since they want to hand pills out like candy!!! Get educated before you make some simple ass comment to me.

The replies are pure gold

Holla at the boy. I was a homeless gutter junkie blowin my life n body into pieces. Talk reckless and I'll show ya junkie hand games hittin for. Love when haters talk ****. Jus mad cuz they ain't mentally ready for life like a recovering addict. Keep hatin y'all motivate the **** outta me.

Look we in a hella bad area. Jus stay grounded n turn negative to positive. **** these haters man do you n smile at em. They be mad as **** when we out here happy as ****. So keep showin that pretty smile head up high n keep it movin when ya see some bull ****. If drugs ain't stop us **** sure ain't gonna let a hater ruin my happiness. Jus hatin cuz they ain't us anyways.

Is this english??

[count2infinity]

holy hashtags, batman:

Omg I just got a call from the Bedford City Schools gifted coordinator who informed me that Jonathan tested off the charts in reading for fourth grade and will be moved next week to the gifted program full time!!! We knew he was gifted in spite of his ADHD and once we got him medicated in 2nd grade he was able to concentrate long enough for the district to recognize it too! I am overjoyed cannot wait for him to get home to tell him the good news! ‪#‎teamjonathan‬ ‪#‎skippedkindergarten‬ ‪#‎4thgrade‬ ‪#‎gifted‬ ‪#‎adhd‬ ‪#‎younggiftedandblack‬ ‪#‎family‬ ‪#‎son‬ ‪#‎singleparent‬ ‪#‎bedfordcityschools‬ ‪#‎bedfordohio‬ ‪#‎ohio‬

[mac5155]

young gifted and black. really. wow.